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NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS IN THE PRV

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NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS IN THE PRV

By  EWALT AINSWORTH                 05 24 2013

First things first:   A little known history fact…King Fighter…Shurland Wilson is a Victorian…born and raised.

The traditional annual breakfast of the PRV…PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF VICTORIA normally held this time of year…give and take a few days, has been pushed back for the first time to CARIBANNA weekend in August.

The organizing committee has problems finding the ingredients….the roti with the elephant on the package and items that promote nocturnal emissions.    The PRV is also burying comrades ….an average of a baker’s dozen each month and nocturnal emissions are simply not keeping up.

The funerals of   TAPS, WIA, LIL-BOB, ALIKI-BOB and some  significant other  suskaskies…(statistics)  have influenced sincerely  the roll-back of the dates.  The exchange rate in Canada is one-fuh-one; shopkeepers are not taking credit cards and so this alternative date is a win-win.  ASOMELYKAM.   Continue reading