HALF TIME: JAGDEO FAKES ILLNESS

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HALF TIME:  JAGDEO FAKES ILLNESS

By Ewalt Ainsworth                                         02 25 2014

When bad things happen to good people you are obliged to offer prayers and say good things about them.  The prognosis for Former President Bharrat Jagdeo is weak; dem boy seh he has shit-pox. Others say he is faking illness at half time…22 of the 44 years of Guyana as a republic.
Twelve families handpicked by Jagdeo with twelve hotels and no schools or health care or social security, run things.  Drugs are king, and with nothing tangible or transferable to show, is the cause of him ducking out under the guise of illness.  He may be a hypochondriac and faking illness.

CLICK HERE FOR KAIETEUR NEWS REPORT ON JAGDEO FLYING OUT

President Jagdeo is drinking soup from a super-bowl…one that facilitates intake at the mouth as he defecates simultaneously.  
The big man has an alternative life style and would do anything to feel good, look good and be good.  But this episode of illness is not flying; come again Mr. President.

The focus seems to be on his anus.  Jagdeo’s medical bill averages US 10,000 per day plus-plus.  The no-good big man lacks fiscal discipline and is fashionably immoral.  He cannot balance risk with rewards.  He is a blunt example of arrogance and lack of empathy for all things god and civil.

And when the dear leader got the list of expected visitors to Guyana for the funeral of Mr. Lawrence Clark….a World Bank specialist based in Zimbabwe, Jagdeo panicked; he cuts out.
The city is in shambles.  Georgetown has more mendicants than workers and money floats in the wind and no one catches or picks up.  Life too is cheap and schoolchildren learn and study the alphabet by citing guns and weapons of mass destruction.

Women proliferate the bars/clubs and imbibe and jook skittles all hours of the day and nite.  The bible used to be the most prominent and visible book in homes…these days it is the passport and visa.  Linden, the place where Mashramni was born, is called LINDA fuh short…is men with big hair and short, short shorts modeling and would do anything fuh a plantain.

Guyanese did not lose sleep over the predicament of their dear leader and abuser-in-chief.  Friday nite during Mashramani half time celebrations, President Jagdeo was air-dashed to Miami for intensive care.  The chartered LEAR jet costs another US $40,000.

This is not drug money; this is what taxpayers will have to fork out in the land that openly discriminates against race and religion and ages and gender preferences.
Finance Minister Mr. Ashni Singh, after hearing the news and plight of his buddy drank himself into a stupor, went through a stop sign, and crashed his car into an oncoming taxi.  Fortunately no one died.

CLICK HERE FOR KNEWS report on DEM BOYS SEH 

This year’s Mashramani celebrations were relatively lukewarm in Georgetown.
The budgetary allocations were minimal and the timber of the calypsos was relatively weak.  Occupancy at hotels and bars were not encouraging as news circulated about intensified surveillance of all ports and landings by international drug enforcement agencies.
Guyana has been featured prominently in Mafia-like drug shipments including traffickers from Italy and Mexico.  Simultaneously with Mr. Jagdeo’s departure on Friday night, the  Mexican government announced the capture of the most wanted drug dealer in the world, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzmán. Guyanese are awfully surprised that Jagdeo chose to seek medical attention in Florida.  Some say he is faking illness as a means to prove globally that his hands are clean.  Yes his hands may be clean but his behind is not.

A stomach upset or looseness of bowels is no reason to flee the nation especially at Mashramni which is anchored on the premise of celebration after a cooperative effort.

Jagdeo is a big man.  But then again he did not take a medical doctor or technician with him on this flight.  He took his life-long paramour, Bobby Ramroop.

No Christian church in Guyana on Sunday sent praises up for his speedy recovery and return to the country. Guyanese have a hate-hate relationship with Jagdeo.  And even if it is true that he has shit-pox a dose of black coffee or physic nut bark or guava bush boil down low and slow would do a better job than any other medical intervention overseas.
But then Jagdeo is a creature of habits…he likes hard things in soft places.  He overlooks both China and India and surfaced in America where he has a choice and other challenges.  ASOMELYKAM.


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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by francis jackson on February 26, 2014 at 7:45 am

    you are hilarious Waltie – keep the blogs comin – this time around jagdeo, the rich fly to florida and the poor remain at PHG a run down health care shack called a hospital! way to go guyana..

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