JAMAICAN DEATH AND MAGIC

EDDY GRANT  –   JAMAICAN CHILD

Jamaican man wanted in connection with woman’s death

Jam manDemerara Waves – 23 Jan 2014

A Jamaican man is wanted in connection with the discovery of the body his fellow countrywoman in a city hotel early Wednesday morning 22 Jan 2014.
Police said they were looking for 36-year old Anthony Lloyd Neville Morrison for questioning in relation to the death of Beverley Anesta Gardner.  Her body was found in a room at the New York Car Wash & Hotel, Camp and Princess Streets, Georgetown.

There were no visible marks of violence and so police are relying on an autopsy to determine Gardner’s cause of death.

Morrison and Gardener’s Jamaican passports were found in the room by investigators.
Asked what immigration records have shown, Deputy Police Commissioner Seelall Persaud told Demerara Waves Online News that “unless he left illegally, he is still here.”

Police asked anyone with information that may lead to the arrest of Morrison, a medium built man of African descent, to contact the police on telephone numbers 225-6411, 225-2227, 226-7065, 227-1149, 911 or the nearest police station.

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JAMAICAN MAGIC
A Jamaican and a Barbadian went into a pastry shop.
The Bajan put two Johnny cakes into his pocket with such speed that the baker didn’t even notice.
 He told the Jamaican: “You ain never go beat that, boy!”
 The Jamaican replied: “Watch and learn!”
 He said to the baker: “Gimme a Johnny cake, I gwine show you a magic trick!”
 The baker gave him a Johnny cake which he promptly ate.
Then he said to the baker: “Gimme another Johnny cake for me magic trick.”
 The baker was suspicious but he gave it to him and he ate it too.
The baker angrily yelled: “Whey  you famous magic trick dey?”
 The Jamaican replied: “Me gwine mek dem reappear.”
“Show me,” the baker said.
“Look in de Bajan pocket.”
 
Laugh Hearty, but don buss belly!
LORD LARO    –   IN THE FOREIGN  PRESS
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