Archive for October, 2013

MARCIA KING 65TH BIRTHDAY BASH

KENNY G DUET WITH  YOLANDA ADAMS  – I CAN FLY

MARCIA  KING  65TH BIRTHDAY   BASH

By   EWALT AINSWORTH                                    10   26 201

WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU LEMONS ADD VODKA:    Retirement seems not to be on the immediate horizon for Ottawa’s soulful Marcia King.  She still has twerk and rises to all challenges great and small.   No formal announcements were made aboard NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINES but actions speak louder than words.  The lady has a principled position of rising early and an abiding faith in Christianity. Marcia had a significant birthday that was celebrated on the high seas and in distant deltas.

The suskaskis (statistics) are also telling and sometimes it is better to bow out when the moving parts are moving … as against when the moving parts start squalling and squeaking and get swollen and pussy.

  Marcia flew from Montreal to Frankfurt and then on to Barcelona where several of her friends joined her to celebrate her 65th birthday     It was a photo finish between and among all attendees as disposable cameras were disposed and digital shutters exposed.  The video is more personal than private.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYHOW.    Continue reading

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FUTURE CHURCH??? … funny

JONATHAN  BUTLER  FEATURING ERNIE SMITH – KWA ZULU

This is funny now, but  can’t you  actually see this happening SOME  day!

PASTOR: “Praise the Lord!”

CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!”

PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet,

PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13.

 

And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”

P-a-u-s-e……

“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands.

Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God”

S-i-l-e-n-c-e

“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and debit cards ready.”

“You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’

The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:

a.. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church..

b.Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.

c.. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to

the church account.

The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!

Final Blessing and Closing Announcements..

a.. This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don’t miss out.

b. . Thursday’s Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don’t miss out.

c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers

God bless you and have nice day


ZAPP AND ROGER  REMIX  – COMPUTER LOVE

COZ DORIS LUKE PUSH DOWN 90

Eddie Hooper – Take Warning

COZ DORIS LUKE PUSH DOWN 90

By  EWALT  AINSWORTH                10 27 2013

BETTER BELLY BURST THAN BITTLE SPOIL. Ten massive years ago almost to the date JEGGAE  rocked the hall with his  inspirational and  perspirational  spiritual ballads and anthems.  Last Sunday the old-mass was discontinued at day clean.  The fare of foods and beverages and the speeches were more than enough.   Dosai was high on the menu list.  The only thing short was panuse from  the cow farm owned by the  Luke family. Cousin Doris Luke was 80 then.  Now that she is 90 the People’s Republic of Victoria and all attendant suburbs made it a clap-hand something.
The people spoke in scripture and songs giving credence to a woman who is not about to give up and or give in.  ASOMELYKAM.

Doris Luke 90th Birthday-1

Doris Luke 90th Birthday-1

Dr Errol Luke professor of veterinary medicine, University of Guyana, made the pilgrimage to celebrate.  Most of the other nine and thrice as many grands and great grands also participated.

The Luke family emerge from the mould of education and architecture.
Cousin Doris lives for the love of all her children, neighbors, countrymen and comrades in her adopted enclave…Brooklyn.  [Note – Click pictures to enlarge them]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COUSIN DORIS.       Continue reading

EUROPE BAZAARS OF DECLINE AND DECEIT

EDDY  GRANT   –    RACE HATE

EUROPE   BAZAARS OF DECLINE AND DECEIT

By Ewalt Ainsworth                 10 24 2013

Europe including Italy, Rome, France, Spain and the United Kingdom seem to be experiencing severe economic decline.   And it is the Caribbean man, the South African, the Philippine and the Nicaraguan that is holding the fort.  He and or she too is grossly underpaid and deliberately overworked so as to make a shilling or two  in a distant land  where morality is disappearing and efficacy is a long forgotten dream.

Decline lingers as politicians fortify themselves and put their supporters out to pasture like cattle.   Deceit is steeped knee high in every major European city as new brown faces… migrants … peddle everything from software to under wear in these concrete jungles once famous as centers of opulence and influence.  The burdens are tumultuous and the rewards are reckoned in faith.  The hope is for a new and brighter day and way.  Continue reading

Venezuela navy pounce on GT researchers

WE DONT  NEED NO  MORE TROUBLE  –  JAZZ JAMAICA

Venezuela navy pounce on GT researchers

Stabroek news – October 11, 2013.

A Venezuela frigate yesterday shadowed a research vessel for a US oil explorer in Guyana’s waters and later forced it to the Venezuelan island of Margarita where it is presently detained, sparking a strong protest from Guyana.

A statement from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs this morning said: “The Government of Guyana is of the firm belief that the actions taken by the Venezuelan navy vessel constitute a serious threat to the peace of this sub-region and the Government of Guyana therefore strongly condemns these actions.”           Continue reading

DISRUPTING POVERTY…GT STYLE

SULTAN   –  YORUBA SINGERS

DISRUPTING  POVERTY…GT STYLE

By  EWALT  AINSWORTH                10 08 2013

WHAT ELSE is a soup.  IQ-592 denizens will born and grow without ever experiencing the thrill of running in the backyard and cut off the pig tail; a hand a plantain; pull some dasheen bush; feel the fowl-bt and add some married man-poke and thing.  The collateral effect is disrupting poverty by eating what you produce.  This weekend is thanksgiving in Canada and late November celebrations will shift to America.  Same thing but different.

There is also an adage…I almost said old addage…that says he who feeds you controls you.  There is not enough food as we head into the birthday of el-presidente and  holidays.  And when the processed imported food becomes available it will be too expensive and or near the expiry date.  And as family and friends in the Diaspora do the Laparkan shuffle to disrupt poverty the US is issuing new anti-counterfeiting notes.  Bleaching of five dollar bills is a staple worldwide.  Not only in Gt.  Continue reading

MADURO ACTING OUT: KILLS GT/ EXPELS THREE US DIPLOMATS

MARIAH CAREY –    NINA…LOVE SONGS MEDLEY

MADURO ACTING OUT:  KILLS GT/ EXPELS THREE US DIPLOMATS

By  EWALT  AINSWORTH                10 20 2013

Venezuela under el- President Nicolas Muduro seems to be suffering from a  virulent case of nostalgia.;  Maduro  wants to return to the rough times and confrontational style of his nemesis…Hugo Chavez. Last week a Venezuelan of Guyanese parentage was kidnapped and  killed.  Venezuela, like Guyana, is experiencing violence on a permanent basis. On October 5 two more Guyanese were killed near the border by Venezuelans in military garb. [click for report]

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