Archive for May, 2013

WIA IN HIS PRIME OUTSOURCED

SWAMP DOGG  _  IN MY RESUME

WIA IN HIS PRIME OUTSOURCED

Horace Crawell aka MIA

Horace Crawell aka MIA

WIA …. always meticulous and calculating about his outcome, outlook, image, responsibility and response-ability has died.   WIA a cultural icon and cultural cartoon has been out-sourced to a community of noble denizens and will be buried next week in Brooklyn. June 4th, 5th and 6thwill be reserved for his wake, viewing and burial respectively.

And to maintain any semblance of a relationship with Mr. Craigwell you had to know scripture, Chaucer, Plato, Cunning Bacchus, Ice Police, Habib Khan, Reds Perriera and BL Crombie.  WIA knew the stats for every ball game and a working knowledge of music, arts and science.  His love for computers in his prime …computer love…overwhelming.   Continue reading

RENOWNED NURSE PRACTITIONER DESIREE WILLIAMS DIES

SWAMP DOGG – THE WORLD BEYOND

RENOWNED NURSE PRACTITIONER DESIREE WILLIAMS DIES

By  Ewalt Ainsworth                                05 24 2013

Mahaicony did not disappoint.  Five generations of folks from every ethnic stripe, race, occupation, sexual preference, age, gender and religion band-their-waist and mourned the passing of their one desire…Nurse Desiree  recently.

Nurse Practitioner Desiree Williams-Richmond , a household name in the Mahaicony delta and an item of popular repute in Irvington/Union New Jersey  has died sending shock waves far and beyond her ethnic enclave.  This diminutive lady was a nurse her entire life firstly in Georgetown and for three decades in North America.   Continue reading

MERRIMAN SURVIVES MAJOR FIRE

CALYPSO ROSE  –   FIRE FIRE

 

MERRIMAN  SURVIVES MAJOR FIRE OVERNITE        05 23 2013

The  MERRIMAN  FUNERAL HOME….the people’s burial outlet and the only qualified morticians in Gt to import and export corpses, suffered a major setback….a raging fire  overnight Wednesday.  The Benn Street community came out to assist the fire brigade in containing  the conflagration  that damaged sections of the morgue and paralyzed two mint-condition  hearses.  Several adjacent and adjoining rooms were scorched.

‘MERRY’ will continue processing 20 bodies weekly at his facility which is premier, plural and psychologically adjusted to deal with setbacks.  After all it is a funeral home and death, disaster and destruction is what is core to the business model.   Continue reading

WAKAPOA ATTRACTS BUILDERS WITHOUT BORDERS

TRADEWINDS  –  COME BACK AGAIN

WAKAPOA ATTRACTS BUILDERS WITHOUT BORDERS

(Demerara Waves  21 May 2013)— Representatives from Builders Beyond Borders (B3), the Region 2 Regional Democratic Council, U.S. Peace Corps Guyana, and the U.S. Embassy joined community members for the commissioning of a new roadway linking three of Wakapoa’s islands. 

This G$73.4 million project was made possible through the hard work and dedication of the people of Wakapoa Mission, U.S. Peace Corps Guyana Volunteer Lesley Allenby, and U.S. non-governmental organization Builders Beyond Borders (B3).  The U.S. Embassy also donated books on America and the environment to the Wakapoa Mission school and gave backpacks to the students to support education in the community.  Continue reading

A memo to the world’s dictators

Singing Francine “Money”

A memo to the world’s dictators

Asset protection and regime change
From: Mirkwood Capital To: High-net-worth rulers – The Economist

“IT IS bad enough to be kicked out of power by an ungrateful mob or a jumped-up colonel. Imagine, though, that after years of public service you and the presidential family are condemned not just to exile in fun-loving Saudi Arabia but also to penury. Unfortunately, the latest reports (see article) are all too true: do-gooding lawyers, interfering officials and vengeful successors pose a growing threat to your savings.

The good news is that we at Mirkwood are here to help. We recognise your hard work as “chief executive” of a benighted nation, the tough decisions you had to take to deal with mendacious critics, the threats you faced from treacherous underlings. Did Bill Gates ever put his life on the line the way you did when you shot your brother? Did Jack Welch have to fill out the ballot papers for tens of millions of illiterate tribesmen? You deserve a decent “retirement fund” in return for your sacrifices. And here is our four-point guide to keeping it safe.

Read more [http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21577386-mirkwood-capital-high-net-worth-rulers-subject-asset-protection-and-regime-change?fsrc=nlw|hig|5-9-2013|5681828|37395330|

Singing Sandra  – Die with my dignity

MOTHER’S DAY PRESENCE AS PRESENTS

SINGING FRANCINE  –  GO BRAVE

MOTHER’S DAY PRESENCE AS PRESENTS

By  EWALT AINSWORTH

Mother’s Day in this writer’s head should be celebrated nine months after the baby born.  In other words everyday should be mother’s day and those of us who grew up with aunts and uncles,  deferred and absentee parents; ridiculous and sometimish co-ho-hosts; step and pretentious care givers should be celebrating with more vigor hourly and twice on Sundays.

Things are not the way they used to be;  some parents after birth and after the after-birth are forced to  migrate.  The assigned care givers can be ambidextrous…they have both hands in yuh pocket and the children suffer.  It is very difficult to shake off abuses even after several doses of salts, licks, kicks and bricks.  Mothers too morph into being mothers to their own mothers and allow their children…their tails to wag the dogs.  Mothering is about being present when all others use presents instead of presence.   Continue reading

China has taken over Guyana. Have you seen this?

CHALKDUST  –  HOW TO SING CALYPSO

China has taken over Guyana. Have you seen this?

Didn’t you hear?  The Chinese are coming!!!.  No, the Chinese are here.

 More and more and more and more of them.

This is most interesting.  While some Guyanese (our people) see no viable future and seek every opportunity to exit, others see a massive cash cow and welcome the exodus.

BARON  IN WINNIPEG