The Husband

OSCAR  HARRIS –  TRY A LITTLE LOVE

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The Husband

Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband.
“Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the remaining 23 hours!

There are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman.

Before Marriage and After Marriage.

My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.

He Thought He Was God, and I didn’t.

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife’s Photo,

and not even a Single One Hitting the Target…
From another room Wife called the Husband:
“Honey What Are You Doing?”
Husband: “MISSING YOU”…

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…

Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you’re disconnected…….

Difference Between Complete & Finish…

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is… When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE….
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED…..
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are … COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Romantic…SMS She sends the following message:

My love if you’re sleeping, send me your dreams
If you’re smiling, send me your smile
If you’re crying, send me your tears
I love you …
He Replied: I’m in the toilet. What do I send?

There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girl friends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!

The A B C..
After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.”
She asks…… “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey.
She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely…. What about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
His eye is still swollen….but it will get better…..

At the Legal Hearing

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor,
I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.”
The judge asked, “How do you know?”
She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”

At a Cocktail Party

One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

MIGHTY SPARROW – LYING EXCUSES

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