Archive for December, 2012

NUTRITION BY ATTRITION

Top Tracks by Kenny G

NUTRITION  BY ATTRITION           12 29 2012

By  EWALT AINSWORTH

Wrap your head around this ‘iq-592’ actuality/story.

A coz from overseas visited his old-aunt in Zeskendren, Mahaicony.  When the grand nieces and nephews and god-children saw the robust fella rolling thru the pasture, in harmony they all started crying bitter tears with green snat mix-up-mix-up.
Granny intervened and was very perplexed and so she asked a collective…”why alyou crying eh?”  And in unison they all replied…”Uncle does eat nuff and if he eat, none gone leff fuh we.”  Children are very perceptive and that is exactly what happened.  They got their belly full as soon as uncle turn back out.   Continue reading

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Tony Greig – English cricketer, dies at 66

Tradewinds- Cricket in the Jungle

Tony Greig – English cricketer, dies at 66

Tony Greig Info: http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/player/13463.html

Tony Greig dies aged 66

Tony Greig. Picture: Getty Images

Former England captain and cricket commentator Tony Greig has died after suffering a heart attack. He was 66.

Greig had recently been diagnosed with lung cancer, but he suffered a heart attack at his home this morning and died at about 1.45pm (AEDT).

Read full BBC report here:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/20863828

MISAPPROPRIATING FOOD

MISAPPROPRIATING FOOD

By Ewalt Ainsworth

Dysfunctional, dreadful and dependent is what the PPP government is about.  And this became pellucidly clear at the airport as throngs and throngs of Afro-centric Guyanese with bulges in their bosoms, laden hand pieces and smelly suitcases with carcasses of both birds and animals got thru customs easy-easy-easy. Processing in was simplified but simultaneously obvious that it was ‘food-less-food’ that will be carried forward into the new year with an intoxicating effect worst than the spirits smuggled in, backtrack.  Continue reading

‘BLACK’ MOSES CREMATED

Falling in love with Jesus – Kirk Whalum

‘BLACK’  MOSES  CREMATED

Announcement: Orin Moses Death Announcement <click

Some 40 days and 40 nights after the demise of one of Guyana’s foremost and eminent insurance underwriters… ORIN MOSES, his family and inner circle are still tight lipped.

Orin was masculine in his thinking but feminine in his will to live.  Twelve years ago when he sustained his first stroke, BLACK-MOSES as he was fondly called, did not take precautionary measures.  Orin still pursued a vigorous life style and surpassing all goals, real and perceived.

Two years ago, he was humbled and immobilized by something worse than cancer; more lethal than a heart attack;  he became a medical refugee in the sunshine State of Florida.         Continue reading

SOS FOR SONYA WITH A Y

SOS FOR SONYA WITH A Y

Stories of survival have begun to emerge now that most if not all the 27 victims in the Connecticut school massacre have been buried.  Apparently the mother of the 20 year old shooter was a shop-a-holic and had conditioned her son…the shooter, to think that the world would have ended on 12 21 2012.  The mom who was so taken in by her beliefs became almost paralyzed and unable to perform usual chores except shopping.

Adam’s mom was a coupon specialist and bought everything off the rack and on line and hoarded everything because she felt the end was near.  We all know somebody just like that and so the psychologists and psychiatrists and economists and gun associations will have to retool and rethink their next move after the shopping holidays are over.   Continue reading

COCONUT A LUVEELIXIR

LORD KITCHENER…DRINK A RUM

COCONUT  A LUVEELIXIR

By: Ewalt Ainsworth

Renowned Christian psychologist Carl Jung must have been the one that pedaled the idea that alcohol was a low level search for spirituality. Guyanese are manufacturing new and creative ways to drink daily…bash-bash and if is foreign or authored by a foreigner, the more the merrier.  There is always a reason to drink but at the same time so many are experiencing declining health and do not live long enough to get their NIS.  No effort is paid to exercise and good nutrition but everybody has a sad story to tell as if the grass is greener on the other side.    Continue reading

BUTTING FISH AT CHRISTMAS

SCRUNTER…LEROY  

BUTTING FISH AT CHRISTMAS     12 10 2012

By  EWALT  AINSWORTH

Looking back over the years at Christmases of long ago some things change but nothing ent change….things just turn round and come again.  Christmas is still a struggle and a contentious event in which the greedy exploit the needy.  Take EZ JET for example.  One year after taking to the skies tek way reservations from 30,000 people who had planned to come home and drink-a-rum on a Christmas morning.  Right now the FBI got CEO Sonny Ramdeo and he singing; Sonny Ramdeo singing like a singerman and some people ‘behind’ biting.  But that is not what this item is about.    Continue reading